Ok, so I have one more joke for you all.
A nun is sitting in the back seat of a taxi when she sees the taxi driver staring at her in the rear view mirror at a red light. He looks embarrassed, so she asks what is wrong. He says, "I'm sorry if I'm scaring you, but it is my fantasy to be kissed by a nun."
She says, "I will kiss you, but only if you promise me that you are single and a Christian."
The man promises both things, and so she gives him a wet, sloppy kiss on the lips.
Suddenly the man breaks down crying. When she again asks what is wrong, he says, "Sister, I have sinned! I am married and I'm Jewish!"
The nun says, "Well, that's ok. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
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