A lady was trying to spice up her s*x life with her husband, so she thought she would try something new! She went shopping and bought herself a pair of crotchless knickers.
That evening she put her new knickers on, along with the shortest skirt she could find in her wardrobe, and went downstairs to join her hubby in the living room.
Sitting on the couch across from her hubby, she strikes up a conversation. When he turns round to answer her, he does a double take!! He looks a little closer, then a little closer.
'Honey, are you wearing crotchless knickers??' asked her husband,
'Yes', she replied, getting excited
'Oh thank f*ck for that', he replied, 'I thought the couch was burst!!'
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