This might sound really stupid... what do you think about Vampires and other so called mythical powers?

Question

Lotsa questions. How do you become a vampire? How do you become a werewolf? Are there really vampires? if so, what do they do? how do they act? How do you get powers such as telekenesis/fire manipulations/etc?? NO FAKE ANSWERS!!

Answer 1

You are born a vampire. Or your just retarted or trying to get attention.

You can not become a werewolf.

Vampires are real.

They act the same as any human would.

You just can't get powers?

Answer 2

Vampires must bite you and not kill you to become a vampire.

A werewolf must do the same thing.

And yes they both really exist I know one.

The powers are in all of us but it seems no one wants to try. (for the record I know how to and I have other powers than telekinesis, I can control fire and water to a certain point so not that much. I have future site, energy absorbing, and an unknown knowledge power thing.) If anyone needs help with the unlocking powers thing I can help to a certain point.

hope this helps

Answer 3

This is not a fake answer, it might not be a popular answer for you children, but it's the true answer.--------People become vampires {in mind only}. Then they try to convince others and themselves that they really are.

Answer 4

ha ha for the 3rd time today ive saw the same answer above - all with the nth time today wrote on it. ha.

i wish their were mythical creatures and powers but there is no proof. but for films...

vampire - biten or born into it

werewolf - biten or born into it

vampires don't exist only in films.

all the powers you described are also - not real.

sorry to disappoint.

Answer 5

Please people do some research... As to what a werewolf and a vampire really are.... Yes they are real and all the nonbelievers out there saying that they are not real won't change the reality of their existences one iota..... That is why people keep getting themselves killed... First they don't accept the reality of such creatures... Secondly they don't bother to learn how to protect themselves from such creatures .... And thirdly I blame the Government for not warning the general public just how real those two creatures really are... I know they want to keep people from panicking... I know that our Government don't want all the Billy Bobs going around killing their neighbors because their neighbors are acting different.. And I know that our Government allows hunter teams freedom to hunt down said creatures.... But never the less people are still dying and are being killed in so very gruesome ways.... And I have to admit that many people are not really ready but still I believe that the American are stronger then our Government give us credit for..........

Answer 6

For the nth time today, no, there are no real vampires, werewolves, psivamps, faeries, etc. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible. Vampires do not exist. Period. I am a Nurse, and the human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There simply is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a bolus called chyme. It then passes into the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body - a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.

A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood - it's the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway - it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.

Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply! which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would most likely create an intestinal impaction, would in all likelihood cause massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any "real" vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo.

These humans that affect the whole "vampiric lifestyle" are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword - I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called "vampires" are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume - it does not make you a vampire.

Also, consider this: if a vampire has to (per my earlier example) feed at least once a day, and if this results in a new vampire every time (per the original legends) then the original vampire creates 365 offspring in just 1 year. The first one he creates then sires 364 more that year, and the second sires 363, and so on and so forth, do the math - almost a million vampires in the first year alone! Reproducing at an exponential rate, even with today's global population, they would totally convert every human on the planet in less than five year's time! (In 1 week's time alone that would be 35 vampires, and by the end of the 2nd week there would be 7 more for each of the 35, for a total of 245 plus another 34 for the new ones, or a grand total at the end of 14 days of 279 vampires!) This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam's Razor - which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no "vampiric plague" swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don't exist.

Point of clarification about "vampire" bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf.