A g*y man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said.........
'Mum, I have something to tell you.............. I'm g*y.'
His mother made no reply or gave any response and instead carried on cooking. But as the son was
about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, she stopped, turned
around away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly. 'So...... you're g*y....... Wouldn't that mean you have oral s*x with other men then?'
The son said nervously, 'Uh ummmmmmm, yeah...... Mum.......that's right.'
So turning back to the stove his mother continued stirring the pot, suddenly spinning around on the spot and then WHACKED him over the back of the head with her spoon and said.............
'Then don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!!!'
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