This question may sound stupid but,?

Question

can anyone think of any ways for me to get out of school tommorrow?

i know it sounds stupid, please dont give me lectures about going to school and stuff. but any ideas about how to fake being ill or anything?

anything will do.

thanks.

P.S. but please like, give me ideas that have worked for you in the past maybe? thanks.x

Answer 1

Cramps, headache, coughing, scratchy voice, hold you tummy, beg to get out (of school) laying 'miserable' on your bed.

Answer 2

the school called me and said it closed down.

Answer 3

why do you  not want to go. say you have a really bad period pains.....of even better say you have the $hits as no1 ever thinks you fake that one

Answer 4

haha. ok. set your alarm at like 2 or 3 in the morning and go in to your parents room and tell her you dont feel good. when she tries to give you meds hide them. and go back to sleep. then when you wake up say feel a little better so you dont have to go to the doctor.

hope i helped. good luck.

Answer 5

tell parents you keep throwing up in the bathroom. if you get to stay home *throw up* a little more and then say you feel a little better so your mother or whoever doesnt take you to the hospital.

Answer 6

Pretend you have a migrane.

Your eyes are painful when theres light and you feel sick.

This always works with my mom and dad

Good luck because im in the same boat as you.

woo! 6 weeks off school!  Have fun!

Answer 7

i would say period pains with a migraine or just go in the bathroom and flush the toilet and tell your mom you threw up

Answer 8

act sick pretend like it hurts to walk

Answer 9

Shhh, always faking a really bad stomach ache works. Trust me if you can act like you have the worst cramps, shed a tear or two that will work. They cant do anything because they cant check your stomach. This worked for me twice! no more play in drama class, and killing frogs in science. hah Good luck.

P.S. i dont do it now though that im High school ;)

Answer 10

I like where youre going with this, i skip school loads.

Usually if u go to ur mom nd say u dont feel well, she shud let u stay off school . If she doesnt let u say youll be no use in school anyway because your feeling sick, and you wont be able to focus.It works better if you say feel sick the night b4 so it doesnt arouse suspicion.

Failing that, what ive done a couple of times is fake notes from my  parents which are writen by friends saying i was ill yesterday and didnt come in. Howver ive been caught once and was in deep truble so i wouldnt recommend it, only a last resort.

I dont really have any other ideas, the sick trick is the best i fink. Anyway good luck, hope it works!

Elle, South dakota xxxxxxx

Answer 11

Okay, I can help you, but I need more information. Will either of your parents be home at the time you are expected to go to school? If not, what time will they be expected to be home? Does the school call your house to see where you are, or do you have to bring a note the next day? And, are you planning to go anywhere tomarrow? Or are you just planning on staying at home?

Answer 12

blow dry your forehead and cheeks until they're hot and tell your mom you have a "fever"! lol i tried it once..worked out veddy nicee :)

Answer 13

Pretend ur having REALLY bad cramps and it hurts like heck 2 walk.

Answer 14

I've witness friends use the "a family member died" excuse...the closer the family member the more likely you get off easy for some reason...such as cousin, grandmother etc

Answer 15

well i havent pulled anything yet but heres a few...

1 pretend to throw up in school depending on how gullible your nurse is. ours makes youSHOW her the puke!!! gross rite!!

2 tell ur mom you got the runs (diarreah)

3 migrane litte black dots, blurred vision, light hurts my eyes ect

final 4 BAD BAD BAD cranps, no vomiting, no diarreah, BUT there is no way to CHECK that

Answer 16

What you could try which i believe i have done it start the day before lol!

Even just go tomorrow and fall "ill" over the weekend?

Either way what you could do is not sleep. Or set your very quiet alarm to wake you about 3 oclock. Tell your mum and dad you have woke up and feel sick or something, say your going downstairs for some water, stay down stairs and watch some tv, go up wake them about 30 mins earlier than they normally would wake and tell them you havent slept since 3 or something and dont feel good.

Allow i where you i would just go tomorrow and do this all next week because surely having friday off is good but what about next week? Happy to go then? I know i wasnt!

x

Good luck babe

x

Answer 17

tell them your chest  hurts and you feel dizzy

Answer 18

Pretend to go but do something fun instead. Take a change of clothes in your bag and change jumper, put trainers on etc. Then do something interesting.

I have done that a couple of times and just faked a note when asked. Its going to rain tomorrow tho so find somewhere dry. What about Cinema, shopping,etc.

Im a mum and when my kids are at that stage I would want to know the reason. If it was a good one - sports day, p.e, etc - then I would just let them stay off.

Answer 19

period pains idea is **** !!  make a big thud and say to tripped up and your leg is killing you  - remember what leg though  heehee put peas on it and have a bath

Answer 20

pretend that you are sick

Answer 21

head hurts, major cramps...i feel dizzy, dont feel so well

IDK anymore srry

Answer 22

lol, love this question.  what i did one day was tell my dad on the way to school i didn't feel really good but that i would try to make it through the day, because i knew he wouldn't believe me if i told him i felt bad at home.(the fact that i said i tried to go to school i think made it seem like i wasn't trying to get out of it) so i spent like 5 minutes in 1st period and then i begged my teacher to let me go to the nurse. i told the nurse my stomach hurt REALLY bad and she let me call my mom or dad to take me home. when i called my mom (because she'd believe me more than my dad) i made my voice all shaky like i was about to cry and i told her i felt awful and that i had to go to the bathroom "like, every ten seconds". she came to pick me up right after that...lol, i know it sounds complicated, but it was the only way it would work for me.

Answer 23

drink your own wee! it will make you ill but not long term.

Answer 24

Well you can say that you've got vomiting or that you've got diarrhea. I know it sounds pretty disgusting to be pretending these illnesses but many of my friends got out of school with these. Well, hope I've helped but if not, then really good luck for getting out of school!!!!!

Answer 25

Awww, why dont you wanna go hun?

Ok, well I once faked a migraine when I was at school! Dodgy eyesight, extreme head pain, feel sick, cannot bear light etc etc. Try and start it about 4am (set your alarm) keep your parents up for a while if you can, usually helps as they will be tired and WEAKER! LOL

Retch a little bit in the toilet too for effect

Answer 26

Umm i thought i was summer vaction

Answer 27

throw up. i know this sounds bad but if you REALLY wanna get out of school eat a HUGE dinner or something and make yourself throw up...it works. or just act liek you are your parents and call in

Answer 28

migrane

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Answer 29

Hey im from england too and i finish next friday

You could pretend to fall down the stairs when your parents are in the living room and they will be like are you okay? and just say, i think i have hurt my leg, and just limp about, and just limp over to your sofa and sit down and rub your ankle or something

or you could make your self really pale, if you have any really pale foundation put that on but make sure its not too visible and just put something hot on your head and make your self sweat then go to your mum/dad uhh i dont feel really well and just put your hand to your head and close your eyes like your dizzy or something

hope i helped

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Answer 30

Ill answer with a question........Why don't you want to go?