Little Red Riding Hood walking through the forest when she looks up and sees something in the bushes.
'Is that you Big Bad Wolf'
'Err yes' said a red faced wolf, 'How did you know ?' he asked the girl.
'I saw your long face' she says, an embarrassed wolf skulks away.
A little further on she looks up again, 'Is that you Big bad wolf'
'Yes it is' says the wolf hiding behind a tree, 'how did you know?' he asked again, 'I saw your big ears, sticking out from the side of the tree' she says. Once again the wolf skulks off
A little further on she looks up and says 'Is that you Big bad wolf'
'Jesus H' exclaims the wolf, 'how did you know this time?' 'I saw your bushy tail wagging from behind the rocks
'Listen here' says the wolf 'what's your name little girl?' 'Red Riding Hood' she replies ' And where are you going?' he enquires, ''to my grandma's' she beams
'Well Fcukoff there then, and leave me to have a $hit in peace...........'
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