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This will give you a good laugh before bed!?

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Little Red Riding Hood walking through the forest when she looks up and sees something in the bushes.

'Is that you Big Bad Wolf'

'Err yes' said a red faced wolf, 'How did you know ?' he asked the girl.

'I saw your long face' she says, an embarrassed wolf skulks away.

A little further on she looks up again, 'Is that you Big bad wolf'

'Yes it is' says the wolf hiding behind a tree, 'how did you know?' he asked again, 'I saw your big ears, sticking out from the side of the tree' she says. Once again the wolf skulks off

A little further on she looks up and says 'Is that you Big bad wolf'

'Jesus H' exclaims the wolf, 'how did you know this time?' 'I saw your bushy tail wagging from behind the rocks

'Listen here' says the wolf 'what's your name little girl?' 'Red Riding Hood' she replies ' And where are you going?' he enquires, ''to my grandma's' she beams

'Well Fcukoff there then, and leave me to have a $hit in peace...........'

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  1. Ha ha.


  2. well well ... he wasn't after her after all...

  3. I didn't think it was funny, but I laughed anyway to convince myself I wasn't an idiot for reading all this ****.........d**n!

  4. OK, It's worth a quick chuckle!!

    Oh yeah,.. He should watch out for the 'Charmin' bears.  They're the ones that c**p under the trees.  Tell him to look for the bog-roll hanging on the lower branches!!!

  5. That was pretty funny but its not bed time for me.

  6. I think you missed an important part leading to the punch line.....

    "Mr Wolf.....What big eyes you've got!!"


  7. omg. that really puts a twist on the tale doesn't it ?

  8. holy ****... haahahahahahah that was fricken hilarious.... rofl, my cheeks fruicjen hurt and i cant type...

    hahahahah holy ****


  9. not too funny...

  10. Ho Ho Ho. regards BBW

  11. that was funny


  12. haha :)

  13. that did make me laugh n e more?

  14. its alright


  15. hahaha. that was funni.

  16. ait that funny took wwaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to long to get to the end wich wont dat funny

  17. Heard it told differently before it was funny that time.  THe way you have told it its just not funny  

  18. not the best ive heard like.

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