I was walking down the street and some crazy bag lady walked by, threw up on my shoes, and started to stumble away.
I yelled for her to stop and she pulled a broken whiskey bottle out of her beehive hairdo and threatened me with it.
She then tried to assault me but tripped and her prescription meds, crack pipe, and heroin needle spilled out all over the sidewalk.
I ran screaming for help. Luckily, I was able to get away.
Will Amy Winehouse be punished for this? I want justice!
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