Those mad Irish, or are they?

Question

Mick Flaherty had supped more Guinness than enough and had stumbled out of Quinn's bar and into the Sunday afternoon air.

As his drunken eyes squinted to adjust to the light, an ambulance went by at great speed. Blue lights flashing and siren blaring, it roared up the street with Mick in full flight running after it.

A hundred yards, 200, 300, almost a quarter of a mile he tracked it until suddenly, lungs and legs giving out, he fell into the gutter.

Then with his very last ounce of breath he roared: 'You can keep your damned ice cream!'

Answer 1

star for you, that is too funny. i was not expecting that answer.

Answer 2

i Love irish jokes

and you tell them so well

lmao that's a crack up lol

x x x

Answer 3

Yes .. es.. let them keep their damned ice cream.. for themselves and ruin their business.. if they don't want to sell to honourable customers like my Mick. :)

Answer 4

“WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!.

Answer 5

Was it chocolate or vanilla?  

Answer 6

I find that very offensive i am irish and my uncle is called mick flaherty and i find it extremly offensive that you imply that the irish drink too much and that just because its irish we always drink guiness so i should probably report you.

Answer 7

That's funny, but I'm Irish.

Answer 8

lol wow

Answer 9

LOL omg i wasn't expecting that :p

Answer 10

ha ha ha!!! nice one " The Saint " !!!