Three different types of quotes...?

Question

I absolutely love quotes! I have notebooks filled with them, but I need some new ones. Can anyone help me out? I'd like them in these 3 "catagories" if you can; (1) movie quotes (deep quotes that made you think or silly quotes that made you laugh out loud) (2.) Quotes about how much life sucks or about how much life sucks but it worth it or just about life in general. (3.) funny, laugh out loud, pee your pants, provocative, smart-*** quotes.

Can ya'll help me? You can put as many as you like. You can never have enough quotes!! :)

Answer 1

"F%^$ me for being nice."

"Did you ever notice the postcards you buy never look like the place you're staying at?

"When someone wins a trophy and kisses it, why don't they use their tongue?"

"If brains were worth beans, you wouldn't have enough to make a bee burp."

"People need people.  It's got nothing to do with s*x.  Ok, maybe 40%........60%.  Oh forget it!"

"I'm a shepard."

"Having dreams is what makes life tolerable."

"If you want something very badly, let it free.  If it comes back to you, it's yours forever.  If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with."

"That's how we know we care about things:  we're afraid we'll lose them."

"Of all the judgements that we pass in life, none is as important as the one we pass on ourselves, for that judgement touches the very center of our existence."

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt.  Than it's just hilarious."

"I'm not afraid of flying.  I'm afraid of crashing."

"I don't think her spinal cord touches her brain."

"What kind of a sick b^&%h takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"

"She was like a Happy Meal:  small, greasy, and cheap."

"Buildings burn.  People die.  But real love is forever."

"I wonder how some people can be such a necessary part of our life one day, and simply vanish the next."

"Life goes by like p**p through a pigeon."

"There are many compatible people in the world, and a few are actually married to one another."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Just because the f^%&er has a library card doesn't make him Yoda."

"Live every second."

"How come in former lifetimes, everybody's somebody famous?"

"It's like meeting the girl of yuor dreams, and finding out she's 5."

"Donald Duck never wore pants but every time he came out of the shower, he wore a towel around his waist.  What's that all about?"

"We just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening."

"Good things come to those who wait, but c**p comes to you right away."

"Don't be limited by others' limited imaginations."

I had some time.  Hope you find some interesting.