Three men die and go to heaven...?

Question

Three men die and go to heaven, and are soon to be judged by St. Peter if they're destined for Heaven or h**l...

The first man goes and St. Peter asks him: "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

The first man answers, "about 10-15 times"

St. Peter says "Well, ok I forgive you my child, you're going to heaven".

So the second man goes to St. Peter and he is asked the same question, so he answeers, "well... to be honest with you, about forty five times". St. Peter looks at him and says, "ok ok you are forgiven my child, go to Heaven".

So the third man goes to St. Peter and says "i haven't cheated on my wife, not a single time!", so St. Peter tells him "sorry, you're going to h**l".

The third man is bewildered and asks "but the other two guys cheated on their wives! so many times! why should I get to go to h**l?"

And St. Peter answers back "I forgive sins, not stupidity!"

Answer 1

Yeah good one funny.

Answer 2

sick joke

Answer 3

dats just deamening 2 women but still funny

Answer 4

HA ! HA ! :)

Answer 5

Ha Ha ha

Answer 6

Next time the wife catches you out "wandering" you can quote St Peter. Who will forgive you. Not saying the wife will but she´s not in charge of heaven...only h**l

Nice joke by the way..