Three mice are in a bar that caters to all the rodents of the neighbourhood, the first mouse slams his glass down and says
"I'm the toughest here, I get loaded mousetraps and do 20 bench presses with them, just for fun!"
The second mouse slams his glass down and says
"Ha, that's that's nothing, I get rat poison tablets, crush them up and snort them, just for fun!"
The third mouse then slams his glass down and says
"Right, I'll see you two later, I'm going to shag the cat!"
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