Three reasons why supplying beans with energy drinks instead of water will make the beans grow faster?

Question

Three reasons why supplying beans with energy drinks instead of water will make the beans grow faster?

Answer 1

1)  They won't flunk the drug test

2)  They'll be able to grow 24/7

2)  They may grow so fast they replace the human beans!

Answer 2

Energy drinks are high in glucose.  Plants do not absorb glucose through their roots.  They produce glucose by photosynthesis (making food using light) in the equation

        (in the presence of light)

CO2 + H20  = C6H12O6 + 6O2

Carbon dioxide + water = glucose + oxygen

glucose is converted to sucrose for easy dissolution into liquid form so it can be transported through the phloem tubes in the plant.  The sucrose is transported to the roots in which active transport takes place.  This is when the plant absorbs minerals and nutrients from the soil for growth and repair.  The sucrose is broken down in the mitochondria of every cell and this creates energy needed to activate ATP into ADP and this is the energy carrier which provides energy so that nutrients can be taken up against the concentration gradient.  

    To enhance plant growth moderate heat, light and watering are needed.  Increased CO2 light, heat, water and nutrients in soil will improve plant growth

Answer 3

To supply beans with an energy drink would allow you to rip off a f**t to be proud of.