Three south africans die and are sent 'downstairs'...?

Question

At the gate they meet the devil.

"Ah, newbies" said the devil l*****g his lips "I'm gonna give you a real taste of h**l!" and with that he turned the heat up to max.

"Great" said the naive springboks "when the weather gets like this in Jo'berg, we crack out the kayaks".

"Right then" said the aggreived devil, and turned the heat up to super max.

"Beautiful" said the jubilant southern continentalists as they fired up their barbie.

"That's it" said the devil "I'm gonna turn the heat down to minus 20, see how you like that.

"Well that's even better" said one smiling rugger bugger. "It's well known that we'll win the rugby world cup when h**l freezes over!"

Answer 1

Hahaha good one

I support the springboks in that match, however.

Answer 2

lol

Answer 3

Good one

Answer 4

Snow White was worried when the mine in which the seven dwarves collapsed...she was shouting down the shaft..."Can anyone hear me??"

A little voice rang out.."England for the World Cup!"

Snow White said..."Thank goodness...at least Dopey's alive."

Answer 5

NEWS FLASH:   h**l just froze over.

Answer 6

LAME!! is that the best you got

Answer 7

THAT'S a FACT! -as you'll see on Saturday!

Answer 8

Get your hand off it Da Boks will Win

Answer 9

Never a true word been said in jest!

Answer 10

Lol

The World Cup is going south!

No matter if the ice caps melt or h**l freezes over!

Answer 11

Very good but the same joke was used 2 weeks ago.

Substitute South Africans for kiwis - even funnier!

Answer 12

LMIMMP