Three wishes... I get it!?

Question

After a night of binge drinking a drunken Irishman stumbles his way home through a forests path. Not 100% aware of his footing he trips and falls to the ground, before he hits the ground he notices that he’s tripped over a Leprechaun. On his way down he grabs the Leprechaun and holds fast. Regaining his senses he holds up the Leprechaun and says “ah ha you little bugger, I got cha! Now you owe me three wishes.”

The Leprechaun sighs and says “you got me, what be your first wish?”

The drunken Irishman stops to think and realizes his first wish “okay then, I’d like a glass of Bourbon about so big” holding his hands outward to show the size of glass he requires.

The Leprechaun scratches his long beard then snaps his fingers. Out of nowhere an eight inch glass of Bourbon appears in the Irishman’s hands.

“Brilliant!” The Irishman exclaims before he downs the Bourbon in one quick gulp. Yet once the glass was emptied it refilled itself. To the Irishman’s amazement he looks at the Leprechaun, then back at the full glass of Bourbon and starts to down it again. Once again the glass refills itself with eight inches of Bourbon, astonished the Irishman yells out “that is the most amazing thing!”

The Leprechaun looks at the Irishman and says “so what be your second and third wish?”

Overjoyed the Irishman says “well then, give me two more of these!”

Answer 1

silly drunk Irishman! he he! i bet i could name you 10 FULL Amercian men that would wish for the same exact thing, sad as it sounds! :) lol!

gee! if i got 3 wishes, i would wish for 1: Good Wealth

                                                       2: For this one boy i like to like

                                                             like me back

                                    ~and~

                                                       3: Good Health for me and my  

                                                                 family!

what would you wish for?