Three year old and knock, knock jokes!?

Question

Knock, knock jokes! My three year old has discovered knock, knock jokes. The only problem is he says knock, knock.. I say who's there, he says his name and falls to the floor laughing. That's it, his joke is his name!? Is there any short, funny knock, knock jokes I can teach him?

Answer 1

The only knock knock joke I can remember from my child is the one where you say "knock knock."  "Who's there?"  "Banana." over and over again and then when you're tired of doing that you say "Orange."

"Orange who?"  "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"  It's really lame but maybe a 3 year old would like it?

Answer 2

With my kids I always do:

HOWARD - How would you like --------- (whatever)

OLIVE - I love you

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Answer 3

He thinks it's funny, humor him.   Some day you're going to miss hearing that laughter.

Answer 4

That is too cute.  I remember a stage where I loved knock, knock jokes too.

Here are a couple I like :

Knock Knock!

Who's there?  

I love.  

I love who?  

I don't know, you tell me!

* * *

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I knocked!  (or "Orange you glad I came a-knockin?")

* * * *

Knock Knock!

Who's there?  

Police.  

Police who?  

Police let us in; it's cold out here.  

* * * *

Knock Knock!

Doris.  

Doris, who?  

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!  

* * *

Knock Knock!

Who's there?  

Tank!  

Tank who?  

You're welcome!

Answer 5

haha that must be cute

Answer 6

Be happy he has a sense of humor. Knock, knock jokes are sometimes very deeply intellectual, so try to find some that are more simple. If you could find a childs' book with knock, knock jokes, it might be a step ahead in teaching him to read.

Answer 7

LOL, thats adorable.

Well, i haven't heard of any new ones lately and the only one i can think of right now, its an oldy so you probably know it.

Knocknock, whos there

ORANGE

Orange who?

Orange you glad i didn't say banana.

Not funny but cute. :)  

Answer 8

http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/default....

There's a whole list of clean knock knock jokes for kids on that site.  

Answer 9

my 3 year old has the hand of

knock know whos there

doctor

doctor who

you just said it...

and knock knock

whos there

boo

boo hoo

no need to cry its only a joke

he has many others that he roars ith laughter at that make no sense- my 6 year old still does that too it takes a while for them to get jokes!

He has a rude one too taught by his 8yr old sister

kock knock

whos there

stinky

stinky who

not stinky who its stinky pooh...

tongue in cheek and beaming with pride- but it makes me smile lol