Time is at hand, Repent and Come to the Light of God you all Blasphemers; This is your last chance! ?

Question

God is infuriated. He will not spare any of you if you do not turn back from your evil habits and come to his light. He does not want you to sacrifice anything, but just humble down yourself and seek him. Stop blaspheming. In the day of the Lord, none of your technological advancements shall be sufficient to save you. The whole earth will be not be enough to hide you from his sight. You will try to find a way out, but eventually you will fall prey to him the way a fat stag falls prey to a hungry Lion. You will be totally destroyed. He will not show any mercy unless you leave your wicked ways and repent. Do it before you totally lose it and goes out of your reach. You will not get another chance! God loves you to come back but do not test his patience anymore. The time at hand and no one will be able to stop his fury. The world will tremble at it. Repent, humble down and seek him right now!

Answer 1

Let me think...I'm a L*****n, Wiccan, and I believe that you need to be locked in a mental institution for a decent bit of time to get your med in order.

Answer 2

bring it on, god.

btw, what's your question?

you finally got tired of asking ridiculous evolution questions and decided to preach instead?

Answer 3

ahh, your so scary, not.

Answer 4

Sorry - I don't believe in any of that cr*p.

And it is really nice that your idea of an infinitely benevolent God - who apparently "loves me" - includes Him "totally destroying" me. Thanks, God.

Answer 5

You are so prideful you claim to speak for god?

Maybe you are the one who needs to learn humility.  

Answer 6

Tiger,

Have you checked your medicines lately?

Answer 7

I love it when you get all h**l-fiery. It gets my blood to boiling!

How do I know if I lost it?

Answer 8

There is absolutely no credible, tangible, concrete, verifiable evidence to support the existence of any 'god'. So, what were you ranting about?

Answer 9

The content of your rant is telling.  Even if your god exists (and it is an insurmountable if) he is quite obviously a tyrant intent on subjugation. So maybe I'll burn, or be flayed alive, or whatever other eternal torture the twisted mind has devised, but at least I can say I stood up for humanity.

Fight totalitarianism, support your local atheist.

Answer 10

who cares what you all think but I know she Is RIGHT and that Is so true. If none of you believe that you will all see Including me since I do not yet have a relationship with God because of me being that scared to. But we must all do the right thing and change our ways and come to God. we all know It's even Heaven or h**l. where do you wanna go???

Answer 11

Alright, crazy pants. Get well soon.

Answer 12

this is pretty nice trolling. Good job.