Time to ban the wheel?

Question

We know the arguments, e.g. four wheels are better than two but, in our opinion, sod it.

Answer 1

perhaps like the new cleaner - with balls might be an idea then we could also parallel park with no problems

Answer 2

have you ever driven on squares???

Answer 3

I tried triangle shaped tyres before. They don't seem to work quite as well.

Answer 4

Join reality pal....

Answer 5

I already have...........

Answer 6

Lets start with yours. a wheel is a wheel even on a bicycle

Answer 7

Well I personally would be happy in a carless world. I only use the d**n things to get to work and I could do without working too.

Answer 8

When hover cars are cheap enough, and hover bikes, (which are also hybrid), then yes. Definitely.

Have a date for this great event?

Answer 9

what about banning cigarettes, chavs and wags first?

Answer 10

Yeah I agree with you. Lets all drive on squares and power everything with hugs and marshmallow, and all live in harmony in Canada, and turn into hippies and dance around the fire and sing songs of joy and how all the nuclear arms have been destroyed. Do you want that??? DO YOU????

Answer 11

ban the wheel?  ha.. now that would be not good... with the wheel banned we would be subject to hover vehicles (if they get mass produced say 50-100 years from now) And personally THAT is scary, too many people cannot drive on land at all, and to put them in the sky? yipes! (Recently had a lady following me that wanted to pass me on the right side in town, when I was turning right with my blinker on)...????? She would have caused a nasty accident if I had not been watching her stupid driving tactics and prevented the inevitable... No what we need to do is ban gasoline, and come up with it's replacement that is combustible, plentiful, renewable, and safer for the environment. Besides if you ban the wheel you would never see a beautiful classic or sharp streetrod cruise down the street again, that I would miss.