Tin-foil hat problem...?

Question

When I put on my tin-foil hat, to block out the signal controlling everyone's mind, of course, I walked down the street, in my occasion trips outside the basement, the sun heated up my tin-foil hat to the point that I now think my scalp is suffering from 3rd Degree burns, but I refuse to let my brain be controlled by the evil, mind controlling signal. What should I do?

Answer 1

Stuff your head in one of the following:

A. Your a$$. Where it belongs.

B. A large plot of sand. So you can ignore everything.

C. A microwave. So we don't have to see another question from you.

Or last but definitely not least:

D. A mulcher. Then have someone throw the remains into a deep pit.

Answer 2

Turn off your TV.

Answer 3

Insulate the inside of your helmet.

Answer 4

You Should,  Get a Life!

Answer 5

Start building an underground lair. Obviously.

Answer 6

That's impossible.  Aluminum is an excellent heat sink material.  It never could have gotten hot enough to cause anywhere near a 2nd degree burn much less a 3rd degree burn.