Tips and advice for American tourist in Brisbane?

Question

Man, I am so excited to visit Australia!! Crikey, matey! G'day, I'm gonna visit Australia next month, bloke!! Any tips for American tourists in Brisbane? Crikey, I'm going to have a smashing time, lad! Crikey, cheerio! G'day!

Answer 1

Don't try speaking like that.  It makes you sound like an idiot.  No one speaks like that and with the exception of Steve Irwin (RIP) no one jumps on crocs.

Be yourself, try and fit in but don't try and be one of us.  Don't ***** and moan about how the US is better.  Don't "big note" yourself (make yourself sound wonderful).  People here poke fun at themselves rather than say how wonderful they are.  People who big note themselves are considered idiots.

Answer 2

Good on Ya mate. Don't forget to come down to the Gold Coast.

Answer 3

Calm down and chill if you talk like that here we'll send you back on the next flight. Now that's outta the way Brisbane will be still in winter so you need some warm clothes for going out at night but the days have been pretty nice. We're averaging between 8min-23max degrees Celsius. There is loads to do visit the following web sites and enjoy your trip we are a pretty friendly lot as long as you don't try to hard.

Answer 4

Do not try to speak what you think is Australian.  People will laugh so much the tears will run down their legs.  Steve Irwin spoke a peculiar dialect that few other people use.