Title ideas for opinion paper?

Question

hey i need some catchy titles for this opinion paper.

its on lowering the drinking age to 18, thanks!

Answer 1

"Help Save Lives Lower To Eighteen"

Answer 2

It could relate to the fact you can legally do most other things by age 18, like:

You Can Die as a Soldier, But You Can't Buy a Drink

Married With Kids, But Too Young to Drink

Am I an Adult or Not?

Or the fact that the rest of the world allows it at 18

(can't think of an example right now)

Or the fact it is unrealistic, e.g.

Hands Up if You Waited Until Age 21 to Drink

Answer 3

Honey, I got carded for a 6-pack of beer at Kroger's yesterday, and I'm 65 years old.

If they lowered the age to 18,  kids would be drinking at 14.

The only title I have is "Wasted."