Toaster advice?

Question

Once a week on "toaster cleaning day", I get a really wet rag to clean out my toaster, and it always seems that when I get my hand deep in there, I black out. Additionally, it always seems that when I wake up I can smell smoke. I just want to have some clean toast for once. Should I change cleaning detergents to stop the fainting spells or what?

Answer 1

That's cute :-)  Have you ever tried Open Mike at a stand-up comic review  :-)

Answer 2

Try unplugging it first :)

Answer 3

Never put your hand in a plugged in toaster to clean it.

Unplug it, and throw it in the dish washer

Answer 4

Haha Ashelyrox, you made my day:)

Tip the toaster upside down and smack it until all of the burnt hair is out, then, and only then fill it with acid or metholated spirit until the fumes are so strong that you think you are going to pass out. Then plug it in and watch that ***** blow! =)

Peace

-Wallabies!

Answer 5

Well let me tell you this if you have dirty toast than put some wendex on it that should HELP a lot. And putting your hand in a toaster is so safe i do it every day.