Today, when I went outside I noticed.....

Question

.....I would like you to finish my sentence in the most amusing way :-)

will award 10 points to best !

Answer 1

That my neighbor was walking his dog in a speedo. Eewwww!

True story!

Answer 2

my dad was mowing the lawn in just spandex shorts and he had shaved his head (while mowing the lawn)

Answer 3

that elvis presley was eating a peanut butter sandwich while walking  acrosse the lawn.he then jumped into my trash can and close the lid.connfused,i walked over and picked up the lid only to find that elvis had dissapeared

Answer 4

that they had moved nearer ,last night they seemed further away and they were not looking at me,today they are,their small gray eyes are dead ,no emotion,no feeling,have they ever felt love or been loved?i don't know,they frighten me

       it started a week ago after she had left me,i was drowning my sorrows in the garden when i noticed them,edging nearer out of the corner of my vision,is it revenge they seek,because i made  her cry,they were hers,not ever mine.but i wont let them get me,the ropes ready,d**n gnomes,d**n,d**n,d**n gnomes

Answer 5

Today when I went outside I noticed a young boys dog ran onto my neighbours garden and the neighbour went mad and said 'get that dog off my front garden it stinks' so the young boy told everyone to stay away from the neighbours garden because it stinks! hehe not very funny I know but thought I'd give it a shot lol XD

Answer 6

that my mom was swimming in a pond with a gorilla and a chimichanga named joe.

my brother was swinging from and elephant trunk and my stepddad  was beating michael jordan in one on one

Answer 7

A door that, for some reason whenever I opened it, Would show different things coming after me like naked peole, dogs, Gene Scharllette ( how ever u spell it) George W. Bush getting it on with Hally Berry and Jelo, and worst of it all............ My parents Congaing with my friends and the bunny hop!! Weird...

Answer 8

A postman was standing with the news that i was nominated for Oscar Award..........

Answer 9

An OAP was causing a riot outside, whilst wearing shorts and a bandana

Answer 10

The sun was shining darkly, while a strange cloud leered at me, weird...!