Today I saw a huge, decorative ballsack on the bumper of a car. Why would anybody buy that?

Question

Do they think it looks classy?

Why do these decorative ballsacks for your car exist at all?

Who buys them?

Answer 1

I don't know! My friend has chrome ones on his lifted F350 pick-up and his wife has blue ones on her F250 pick-up. They tried to get me to buy some but there's no way in h**l i'd put those on my truck! No way at all!!!

Weird thing is, on more than one occasion, young woman have asked to get a picture with them and they kneel down on the ground and cup and smile! And that's just like at the grocery store and stuff!

I'm relieved whenever he has the trailer hitch reciever in because it blocks them from the rear. I don't feel so wierd riding with him. But it's a sweet truck regardless and I've known him and his wife for 23 year's and from what I understand he's not making up for anything......

Answer 2

Guys who feel inferior physically.

Answer 3

They took them off of themselves for everyone to see.

Answer 4

No, they don't think it looks classy.

They exist because certain types of people will buy them.

Those certain people are.... .... rednecks.

Answer 5

Compensating for certain masculine deficiencies? Probably a Raider fan-lol

Answer 6

They're trying to make the car or truck look masculine or strong...

But the truth is that they're just insecure about something.

Answer 7

yes they do. go to bumperballs.com and you can get about any kind you want there. they are mostly for "Aggies", "Farm Boys", etc.

Answer 8

It is a warped and juvenile sense of humour.

Answer 9

Warped sence of humor.

bwt a lady came up with the idea for them.