Today is my wife's b'day... Where should I tell her to take herself for lunch?

Question

somewhere nice but not too expensive... after all, she'll be paying with my card

Answer 1

I guess Yahoo doesn't like it when you ask questions about feeding your wife for a reasonable price.

Answer 2

I hear the soup kitchen makes a mean bowl of chowdah.  She wouldn't even have to spend your hard earned cash.

Answer 3

Let Jared from Subway have a crack at her.

Answer 4

Well, a lawyers office??  LOL

Get off your butt and take your wife to lunch!!

That's not very nice.

Sandy  :O)

Answer 5

just give her a ten...she can go to the grocery store and buy herself a bottle of vodka..and a litter of coke and go sit out on the parking lot alone....maybe pick you up a case of beer while she's at it.

   maybe if she's lucky she can pick up one of those guys that bring the carts into the store....so you can get some extra sleep tonight

  

  

Answer 6

McDonalds, and limit her to the dollar menu.

And no fries - she can bake some Tater Tots when she gets home.

<---romantical

Answer 7

lmao

Answer 8

To the Kitchen, and have her take off any footwear to save her the embarrassmentt of that big 'ol gut of hers.... at least this way she'll look less disgusting and pass of for being pregnant AGAIN!

Answer 9

White Castle. Freakin' romantic.

Answer 10

d**n yahoo! Have they no consideration for her birthday and your expenses...Subway has footlongs for $5,and a drink and some chips,cost you about $9 but she can get what she really wants...

Answer 11

My place. I'll make her a nice lemon/garlic chicken dish, with a side of basil rice and baby carrots. I'll show her the lovely but boring city of Ottawa and entertain her with tales of the Canadian woods and the last time I killed a bear with my bowie knife. I'll even thrill her by showing her the knife. After all, somebody has to show her that all men aren't miserable beasts. Lord knows you haven't.