Toilet splash on your legs or toilet splash on your bum?

Question

After you flush, before you close the lid or when you do a poo...

Just curious which you prefer?

Answer 1

My timberlogs are 12+inches so I use a paint stirrer to break them in half and then flush mid-c**p then pinch it off. the harder to push when craping also creates a leading edge on the t**d allowing it to enter the water in a nice swoosh. Oh and i usually dont flush.

Answer 2

DO I have to prefer one or the other ?   Can I do the no splash flush?

Well If I had to have one it would be the leg splash

Answer 3

Just think of it as a bidet, then it becomes a good thing.