Tomorrow is Carbon Footprint Day. How will you contribute?

Question

The day after Earth Day is Carbon Footprint Day. A day to protest the myth of man made global warming by doing everything you can to increase your carbon footprint. Be sure to idle your car. Let a little (very little given the price) gas spill over when you fill your tank. Barbeque, charcoal preferred. Run your lawn mower even if you don't mow your lawn. Be creative. Remember our slogan: Don't frown - Go brown. What ideas do you have?

Answer 1

Eat a big bean dinner.  Have five or six hard boiled eggs for breakfast.  By lunch thru dinner I will have my contribution ready.  It will be a couple big f@&ts.  By dinner I will have a couple footlongs that will need to be released.

Answer 2

I'm going to burn down a forest!!!

Answer 3

I idled my car before I Drove to Work, then, I idled my car before I drove home.. (Honda 2003 Civic 38 hiway 32 City Average 35 MPG)

Last year i replaced All the 20 bulbs with the CF bulbs (Shaws had them for a buck a pop w/ card) and I will never have to buy a bulb again...

Then I had opened one that was shattered and had to have the HAZMat people come because of the merury vapors in thge bulb

I farted after i ate some beef and beans...

Answer 4

I was planning on grilling a tasty condor over a mixture of old growth firewood and coal.

Answer 5

I love it,  don't frown -go Brown,  I will use that a lot.

I guess my favorite will be to turn on the leaf blower, Know how much that really bothers the left cost wackos   Cant leave the car running, that cost to much, but I will be BBQ- ing that is for sure.

You get a star for such a great question

Thanks again.

Answer 6

Carbon footprint is a joke, all living things are made of carbon and carbon is essential to life