Tonight my wife will scream my name in 5 languages, but...?

Question

I need a little help from the ladies to make this work

Since my wife is so gargantual, and finding my way to her area is going to prove to be tricky, should i get a Tom Tom or a Garmin GPS? Last time i used the VZ navigator i got lost somewhere I never want to remember. Also where can i rent sherpas? I feel like i'm going for an expedition.

Answer 1

You could also try an Indian guide.

Answer 2

Sure give it a try...

Answer 3

hilariious!!! priceless question ive ever seen on here!!! good one dude!!

Answer 4

LMAO! You are crazy! Yeah you should use Tom Tom I heard though that it can give you the wrong turns, you dont want to take a wrong turn if you know what I mean.

Answer 5

Tie a rock to the end of a rope, and drop it in there.....see how long it takes until you hear a splash.

You could also pay one of the local boys in the neighborhood to go in before you and map out the way. That way if they don't come out alive, you're still safe.

Good luck on your quest Atreyu. Scream for Falcor if you encounter any questionable terrain.

Answer 6

Tom Tom all the way, but dont forget the big industrial flashlight...might come in handy.....and pack some granola! GOOD LUCK!  

Answer 7

Isnt screaming your name in five languages still the same name in all languages? Just checking...

Answer 8

ummm...WHAT?  and how can I help you?  

Answer 9

ewww =/

Answer 10

Yeah, invite TomTom and Garmin and the sherpa over, and between the four of you, you'll find your way.  

Answer 11

DUDE,

Just so you know,

those other names are not other languages, they are other guys names.

Someone had to tell you.