Question:

Tonto and the Lone Ranger......is this funny or what :-)?

by  |  earlier

0 LIKES UnLike

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, both men fell asleep.

Some hrs later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,' Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky; what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies, ' I see millions of stars.'

' What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, ' Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you Tonto?

' You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole tent!

 Tags:

   Report

1 ANSWERS


  1. Marginally Funny...I have heard worse.  You get extra points and a star for typing all that :)  

Question Stats

Latest activity: earlier.
This question has 1 answers.

BECOME A GUIDE

Share your knowledge and help people by answering questions.
Unanswered Questions