Top 10 reasons to watch Manchester United v Chelsea tonight

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1. See if the fans shout ‘shoot’ every time Ashley Cole gets near the goal
2. http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Fernando-Torres-c13707 might score his first goal..!
3. http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Wayne-Rooney-c36736 might score with his infamous elbow
4. http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Ryan-Giggs-c31985 might level Bobby Charlton’s league appearance record if he plays
5. See if Drogba’s bottom lip quivers as he sits on the bench
6. Ferguson might actually go redder than usual whilst chewing his gum
7. Vidic could be scared at the sight of Torres again
8. See if there are gun celebrations amongst the players if there’s a goal
9. Watch how many times Ancellotti’s raises his eyebrow
10. See if Ashley’s victim is spotted in the crowds