Top 20 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery ?

Question

1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.

4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

6. There go the lights again…

7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”

8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

9. Could you stop that thing from beating, it’s throwing my concentration off.

10. Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean, right?

11. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a s*x change?

12. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

13. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

14. What do you mean “You want a divorce!”

15. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out.

16. d**n! Page 47 of the manual is missing.

17. Oh, look everyone. It’s lunch time.

18. The foot bone’s connected to the, leg bone…

19. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

20. Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.

Answer 1

LOL!  23. Oops!  Wrong one.

Answer 2

22. has anyone seen the sponge?

Answer 3

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!! those were all good.

Here's a star!

Answer 4

32. No, no, no, no, no! Angela Smith was definitely supposed to get the heart transplant and Harry Johnson was the one who was supposed to get his leg amputated. You got it all wrong.

Answer 5

21. My Bad

Answer 6

Hilarious

Answer 7

34.What the h**l is that big red beating thing?

35. Oh no I'm covered in blood!

36. Was I suppose to cut that?

37. OH MY GOSH! you better call the priest

37. Oops I guess we'll just stitch that back up

38. This guy does have life insurance right?

39. Where is the scalpel? Oh well I'll just use this piece of glass

40. Scissors, scalpel, sponges,towel, sandwich, pie

41. OK I guess we should take a lunch break now.

41.Ah, well.. I never really did like this guy too much..

42.That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.

43.Come back with that! Bad Dog!

44.If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.

45.I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

46.Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"

Answer 8

Priceless.

Answer mine!! It's funny!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 9

25. Oops, I thought that was the heart!

Answer 10

i wondered where that kidney went!

Answer 11

31:What do you mean It was the other leg?

Answer 12

24. Has anyone seen the scissors?

Answer 13

Mwahahahahahaha. Now I know why laughing so hard when your bladder full is not a good idea.

Answer 14

33.Is it supposed to do that?

Answer 15

Is this the right patient?

Answer 16

26hmm i think that goes there.

27i don't know so lets ask google.

28don't worry i am youtube certified.

29oh wait i wasn't supposed to cut that.

30do over, do over.