Top ten reasons to own a....?

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Top ten reasons to own a pit bull

10. They think they are lap dogs, no matter how big they are.

9. They insist on l*****g out any bowl your eating from.

8. They sleep so close you never need an electric blanket.

7. They wag their tails and butts so hard you think they will snap.

6. They make you smile no matter how hard your day.

5. They steal your spot on the sofa when you leave to get them a treat.

4. They cause you to rethink every life decision to include them.

3. After smelling their breath, you’ll have better appreciation for your spouse’s.

2. They have nicknames you would never use in public.

1. They provide you with unconditional love as only a pit bull can give.

Are these accurate for your breed of dog? What else would go with your breed? :) Thx!

Answer 1

Love reason number 4! So true! Plus they have the best 'smile' of any breed.

Answer 2

We have a pit mix (w/rottweiler) and most of those do apply to her. Only instead of the sofa, she climbs up on my recliner when I get up. I keep it covered for that reason. And my wife says she (the dog) usually sleeps in it all day while I am at work.  

Answer 3

well idk but i think pit bulls are the ugliest dogs! but i remember this boy in my class that he knew a website about pitbulls and its about a pitbull doing stuff. video info. stuff like that. all i rmemeber that the site had something with the word alex in it.

Answer 4

yes...I love my boo boos (the strange name).....and no one can change that!!

ADD: They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a  paranoid crack head hiding their stash

They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them l**k your ice cream bowl.

They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.

Answer 5

So true that is my Rizzo to a T...for #7 i thought she was going to break her back the other day she was so excited to see me, her butt was hitting her head LOL...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29665252@N0...

That was my spot she stole in the photo!!!

Answer 6

I have a pit bull and a chihuahua.

It's very how oppsite they are in some aspects. My chihuahua thinks he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof and is scared of very little, but he is also very sweet and playful.

My pit bull Libi is also very loving and an overall good dog. But is more scared of things than the chihuahua is.

As for Libi:

10 Very true, she will crawl unto your lap and plop down and at times i can't breath lol

9 She is not allowed to human food or out of our bowls

8 Her body is glued to me when I allow her to, as is my Chi

7 Wags so hard it looks like I will fall off! 8)

6 She does make me happy

5 She does find ways to sneak up on the sofa when im not looking

4 With any dog, this should be a must!

3 Libi has much better morning breath...

2 I admit

1 Unconditional, as with any dog, it's in their nature

Answer 7

You said it all!!!!!!  I love my pit!

Answer 8

So true for my two pits, except for #5, they know better. I love the way their butt shakes when they wag their tail, always makes me smile. Yay for the NANNY DOGS!!!

Answer 9

That works for Basset Hounds too.

Especially #5.

Answer 10

Every bit of it is my baby kitta!!! Im glad to see more positive post about pits, there are too many negative ones still out there! Kudos to you!!! and Valeria, your the ugly one here, only you

Answer 11

They are very accurate! I love Pitbulls, I have 3 right now. And I've had them my entire life, they are the smartest dogs out there, no lie. I wouldnt go with any other breed. They can adapt to anything, they arent aggressive, unless its an abusive owner and or it's trained to do so. They're even good around babies, my dog was in the living room when my aunts baby started crying and she ran into the bed room and started worrying about the baby and tried to nose her and take care of her. It was the sweetest thing I've ever seen. :]