Total Texting language?

Question

So i'm writing and essay about how the texting language is so ridiculous and confusing. I need a sentence or even more completely in that language. It could be something random or something like-See how hard this is to read. This is stupid." Or something. I don't care. Just make sure to tell me what it actually means. As you can guess, I'm not big on texting language. Thanks!

Answer 1

"Skoolz r ther 2 educ8 + raze litracy 2 certn standrds."

"d qix brown fox jumped Ovr d lazy K9"

"4 scor & 7 yr.z ago our fathRz brawt forth on DIS contiNt a nu n8tN, conceived n Liberty, & dedicated 2 d propositN dat aL men R creatD =."

Answer 2

"Omfg! U totlly 4got 2 txt me ysterdy!"

Oh my effing gosh! You totally forgot to text me yesterday!

Hope that helped! I don't like it when people talk in text either. I think it is stupid.