Totally embarrassed myself while intoxicated. Hoping others can share stories to lessen the pain. :(

Question

So I drunk dailed my friend. I didn't sound like myself so she was worried about me and decided to call my ex to get advice on what to do. He called me up freaked out. Thaaaanks friend. Wonderful way to reconnect. :( Just hoping there are some other embarrassing drunk stories out there to help alleviate my total humiliation.

Answer 1

don't beat yourself up and put it behind you....just learn from it...

Answer 2

Whoops...

When I was 15 I got pretty wasted one night at a friend's house. My mom had arranged for me to get a series of immunity jabs (injections basically) the next day. I was still trashed when I got the jabs and went home to bed...

About an hour later my buddy rang me to sort out some plans we had for the next day - I of course was out of my brains at this stage as the jabs and alcohol did not mix well. My sister came into wake me up so I could take his call and apparently I didn't know who she was. I was also convinced that I had been asleep for hours and proceeded to try and explain to my friend and then to my parents that it was in fact the next day and that I was living in a Groundhog Day style loop... I even tried ringing other friends to see if they knew what day it was... to this day I still get ribbed over it... like everytime I go out people are like "ok just remember today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, not today..."

Totally embarassing...

EDIT: trying to explain in bad drunken french to the gendarmerie that i ran from them because i thought they were trying to kidnap me into the slave trade...

Answer 3

Well, if we're ont he subject of drunk dialing, i've sooo been there done that. I seem to call like everyone in my phone book at like 4am, which is why i never go out with phone credit now!

But besides from that, how about the insane lack of balance i get while drinking? Falling over in a dress is never classy. Last weekend i limped home from spraining my foot!

Or the time i was at a house party (that was in the garage) and got so drunk i don't remember ringing the doorbell and waking everyone up, and throwing up in a friends car.

Or the time i hooked up with two brothers in one night? yep.. thatttt was a bad one.

Answer 4

how about having to have to p**s you pants because police wont let you p**s ?  

Answer 5

Um. I tried to kill my sister-in-law. LOL.

Ok. Seems horrible when I type it. But, if you knew my sis-in-law... haha.

Answer 6

That's hot

Answer 7

I was vacationing at a lakeside resort that has 8 cabins for rent.  My wife and I had rented one of the cabins.  I got so drunk the first night we were there that I woke up in the wrong cabin.  I didn't know how I got there, and to make things worse, I was naked, but apparently I had neatly folded my clothes and placed them in the pantry because that's were I found them.  My wife was not at all amused but eventually got over it.

Answer 8

i was on a bus while drunk after my 21st birthday, & i was pretty proud of myself for making it to my stop without puking...anyway, i got off the bus, took one step, & fell face first into a snowbank.

it was pretty cool.

:-p