Traditionalist men, if by your own mistake your wife became a widow, who will cook for you?

Question

Yes wendy g, I am learning english. I live in India.

Answer 1

that doesn't make sense. if the wife became a widower, then the husband is dead and doesnt' need anyone to cook for him.

Answer 2

I dont have to financially support a wife, so I can hire a cook and maid instead.

Answer 3

sounds like they're live off take out for the rest of their lives LOL :P

Answer 4

Go out and find another woman?

Answer 5

No one because I won't be here.

Answer 6

Is English a new language for you?

Answer 7

The guy is dead. His wife is a widow...lol Is this a trick question?

Answer 8

Most men nowadays can cook for themselves.  It isn't that difficult.

Answer 9

Well since I'd be dead ,I don't expect I'd have much of an appetite.

Death does that to me don't ya know !

Answer 10

Satan?

Answer 11

If your were a good husband, then the angels in heaven will cook for you.  If you were a jerk, then the devil will have a hot meal ready at all times, so eat up!!