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tvoi college nahoditsya daleko ot moego doma

y menya a sebya net vremeni ! tem bolee ti budesh uchitsya

a,y menya net vremeni classi v univere posesh'at

ya spat' hochu , prosto umirau... eshe na 10 voprosv nuzhno otvetit po ekzamenu !!!!

mogu na domashnii telefon kotorogo u menya net, ya tolko sotovim pol'zuus

voobshe-to da, v rysskii magazin ne uspevau, on zakrivaetsya rano

da , na uzhin s podrygoi hodila

ya kartu vironila v restorane segodnya Sad(( v mashine ee net

Stoi'!! ya kartu ne mogu nai'ti , seichas v mashinu shozhu

xaxa , pust' hot' zasmotryatsya , ti vse ravno MOI!!

zachem ti na nih smotrish?

ok moi horoshii, ti doma? hochesh ya tebe poprobuu pozvonit?

zavtra prishlu , mne nuzhno zanimatsa y menya ekzameni na etoi nedele.

a ti pryam kakoi-to seksualnii man'yak!

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Answer 1

tvoi college nahoditsya daleko ot moego doma

Your college is situated far from my home

y menya a sebya net vremeni ! tem bolee ti budesh uchitsya

I have no time even for myself! More than that - you'll be studying

a,y menya net vremeni classi v univere posesh'at

I have no time to attend classes in the university

ya spat' hochu , prosto umirau... eshe na 10 voprosv nuzhno otvetit po ekzamenu !!!!

I want to sleep, very much... and i still need to asnwer 10 question for the exam!!!

mogu na domashnii telefon kotorogo u menya net, ya tolko sotovim pol'zuus

I can to the home phone that i don't have, i use jus mobile phone

voobshe-to da, v rysskii magazin ne uspevau, on zakrivaetsya rano

To tell the truth yes, i have no time to go to the russian store, it closes early.

da , na uzhin s podrygoi hodila

Yes, i went out for a dinner with my lady friend.

ya kartu vironila v restorane segodnya Sad(( v mashine ee net

I lost my card today in the restaurant, sad(( there's nothing in the car

Stoi'!! ya kartu ne mogu nai'ti , seichas v mashinu shozhu

Wait!! i can't find my card, will go to check in the car now

xaxa , pust' hot' zasmotryatsya , ti vse ravno MOI!!

Ha-ha, let them all look at me, you're MINE anyway!!

zachem ti na nih smotrish?

Why do you look at them?

ok moi horoshii, ti doma? hochesh ya tebe poprobuu pozvonit?

Ok my sweety, are you home? Do you want me to try and call you?

zavtra prishlu , mne nuzhno zanimatsa y menya ekzameni na etoi nedele.

I'll send you tomorrow, i need to study, i have exams this week

a ti pryam kakoi-to seksualnii man'yak!

And you're some sexual maniac!

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