Translate this strange email????

Question

Can anyone translate this strange email I just got. Translate from English please.

Thank You!

Answer 1

It's an ad for p**n movies.

Basically it is promoting that the website offers high quality and 'interesting' movies.

Answer 2

Find out what your operating system is, windows 95, 98, xp etc looks like maybe you don't have Adobe Reader installed or updated, if so, go to adobe downloads free  , pick the download for your OS (operating system) I could be reading it wrong, but it's a try..

Answer 3

The email roughly translated says, hi hope you are well, all is good here and  you're an absolute idiot.......This must be true as you have forgotten to attach the email!!!!

Answer 4

Pure moving lovely young hotties s**y Fenling part-time group

◇ A tablets can be bought can not buy! »

▽ inferior full screen, subtitles unclear, the story boring .... ↖

☉ Powered by the chief selection of products every one of the shelves are carefully from scratch to see the end of ♂

→ is the will to see that men can not stand the woman =

∵ market competition or bad hard business - now the bloodshed ~ ~ collection of promotional gifts can be ■

In this web site  

Answer 5

wot a plonker theres no email.

Answer 6

What? Where is it, plumper?

Answer 7

What, you mean like, psychically? Sorry, I don't have that ability.

Answer 8

where's the email?

Answer 9

I'd like to help but your email is invisible

Answer 10

what email?