Trapped on a island!!!!!!!

Question

Three men were trapped on an island with cannibals on it. The cannibals found the men and said that they had to bring them 10 peices of fruit or they would eat them.

The first man brought back apples, the cannibals said ok now we are going to shove it up your butt and if you make any noise we will eat you. The man started screaming immediatly so they ate him.

The second man brought back cherries and they started doing it and he made it to 9 and then he started cracking up.

When he got to heaven God asked him "Why did you start laughing, you were almost there?" And the man said "Because I saw the third man come back with pineapples."

Answer 1

Ouch.......

ahahah.

I would have laughed too.

Answer 2

a man is walking in the jungle when a lion jumps out ready to eat him.

unable to do anything he got down on his knees closed his eyes and prayd, after a while nothing hapend so he opend his eye to look for the lione and found it on it's knees in front of him. relieved the man shouted "thank you god! thant you!"

the lion said "shhhh...dont disturb me when i'm saying grace"

Answer 3

that is so funny. I am afraid of Cannibals though ever since i saw wrong turn.

Answer 4

lol soooooooooo funny

Answer 5

lmao thats hilarious!

Answer 6

thats really funny

i can just imagine that

Answer 7

that is really funny did you make it up I have never heard it before thanks for the good laugh

Answer 8

Now that's funny,but watermelons funnier.