Tricky riddles?

Question

1.why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

2.they say a peeny for your thoughts, but if i give 2 cents, what happens to the other one?

3.why is there no egg in an eggplant and no ham in a hamburger?

4.why do they put a rond pizza in a square box?

5.if the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it called #2?

6.what happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice?

how come we have feet that smeel and noses that run?

7.when cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

8.why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks?

9.is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?

10.if you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Answer 1

for number one. idk

you get two thoughts?

yea the egg plant i have no idea but the hamburger thing is cuz of its origin

cuz they feel like it. and its probably more conveniant

cuz of its granit thing. like, you know on a pencil it says soft hard medium and **** like that

nothing

we just do...

human

so when they go out for lunch

yes... its a cracker

succeded at failing

Answer 2

3)Hamburgers originated in the town of Hamburg,Germany

5)The number has to do with the softness of the pencil's graphite

(#1=very soft, #2=soft, #3=medium, #4=hard, #5=very hard)

Answer 3

1.  Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

~~  I think this is a linguistic quirk incorporated into contemporary English as a direct result of an old George Carlin skit. But, I could be wrong!

2.  They say a penny for your thoughts, but if i give 2 cents, what happens to the other one?

~~  You give it I take it!

3.  Why is there no egg in an eggplant and no ham in a hamburger?

~~  Eggplant & hamburger are proper names and have nothing to do with eggs or ham like there is no Pet in Peter!

4.  Why do they put a round pizza in a square box?

~~  A square box is easier to manufacture!

5.  If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it called #2?

~~  It's called #2 because it's the second darkest of the four major grades of pencil marketed under this system. There's a trade-off between hardness and darkness (in pencil leads I mean), and the #2 is the best compromise for most purposes.

6.what happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice?

~~  You nearly die twice!

How come we have feet that smell and noses that run?

~~  Feet tend to smell they do not detect smell and the nose runs a leak!

7.  When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

~~  It says 'Monkey!"

8.why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks?

~~  For when they eventually close down!

9.is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?

~~  Yeah!  Just like a non-vegetarian is allowed to eat potatoes!

10.if you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

~~  You have succeeded to fail!!!.

Answer 4

You idiot. I have seen all of these riddles before on the same page of a magazine or website. Copyright here! Sew you!

Answer 5

7) nothing,, cheese doesn't talk

Answer 6

umm well i dont kno

#1 well i dont kno but u drive in the drive way to dats how u end up parking there im confused

#2 um i guess when u gave 2 cents the other one paid for u to give ur other cents

#3 because the person who came up wit the name didnt think correctly

#4 becasue a square pizza wouldnt fit in a round box and a round pizza would be hard to get out of a round box

#5 becasue it was mad second

#6 because u scared someone they almost died but they didnt and ur feet smell cause u didnt wash time haha n ur nose is just tryin to run away from ur face

#7 cheese says  ham when its pic gets taken

#8 because theres probley certain things that need to be lockin up at certain times a day

#9 only the cracker part

#10 i dont kno dats just confussing im only 13 give me sum mercy