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Trini dogs -- don't know if this was posted already?

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A wealthy TRINI man decided to go on a safari in Africa. Back to his roots.

> He took his faithful pot hound dog along for company.

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> One day the TRINI dog starts chasing butterflies and before long the

> dog discovers that he is lost like dat.Then, while wandering about, he

> notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious

> intention of having lunch.

> The dog thinks, 'Oh God oye, I in deep **** now.' Then he notices some

> bones lying nearby on the ground and immediately settles down to chew on

> the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Think Trini's stupid or

> what

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> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, 'Oh Lord....

> That was one irie leopard, ah wonder if there are any more around here?'

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> Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, and slinks away

> into the trees. 'Weyyy sah', says the leopard. 'Dat was close, dat dog

> nearly had me.'

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> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby

> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for

> protection from the leopard.

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> So off he goes. But the dog sees him heading off after the leopard and

> figures that something is amiss and follows the monkey. The monkey soon

> catches up with the leopard, spills the beans about the dog's ruse and

> strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

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> The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'get on meh back

> and see wah go happen to dat no good mudda so-and-so.' Now the dog sees

> the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks 'Hmmm, it look

> like ah goin an ded now.'

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> But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to the leopard and

> the monkey and pretends that he hasn't seen them. And just when they get

> close enough to hear him, the dog says, 'Wey d h**l dis blasted monkey dey?

> Ah sen him ah whole hour now to get meh another leopard and he ent back

> yet.'

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  1. Bwa hahahaha!! Good one! Needed that!


  2. Love it, love it, love it! Never heard it before!

  3. trish yuh call me ? lol

    i just hear pothound nah

  4. doh mess with ah pothound!

  5. hahahahaha. I love it. thanks for de laughs.  

  6. ha

  7. ohhhh geez. That is a goodone.

  8. LOL. Thanks so much for de laughs. Really needed dat after ah day at work.

    So original.

  9. loooooool.  is 9pm on sunday night, Olympics done, so that was the perfect ending for my evening. thanks! lololololol

  10. Love it!  

  11. HAHHAHAHAHAHAA !! dais rell kicks yes.. i love d last part d most.. i know we have brains, but ah think i missing some of mine..  

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