A wealthy TRINI man decided to go on a safari in Africa. Back to his roots.
> He took his faithful pot hound dog along for company.
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> One day the TRINI dog starts chasing butterflies and before long the
> dog discovers that he is lost like dat.Then, while wandering about, he
> notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious
> intention of having lunch.
> The dog thinks, 'Oh God oye, I in deep **** now.' Then he notices some
> bones lying nearby on the ground and immediately settles down to chew on
> the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Think Trini's stupid or
> what
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> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, 'Oh Lord....
> That was one irie leopard, ah wonder if there are any more around here?'
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> Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, and slinks away
> into the trees. 'Weyyy sah', says the leopard. 'Dat was close, dat dog
> nearly had me.'
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> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
> protection from the leopard.
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> So off he goes. But the dog sees him heading off after the leopard and
> figures that something is amiss and follows the monkey. The monkey soon
> catches up with the leopard, spills the beans about the dog's ruse and
> strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
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> The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'get on meh back
> and see wah go happen to dat no good mudda so-and-so.' Now the dog sees
> the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks 'Hmmm, it look
> like ah goin an ded now.'
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> But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to the leopard and
> the monkey and pretends that he hasn't seen them. And just when they get
> close enough to hear him, the dog says, 'Wey d h**l dis blasted monkey dey?
> Ah sen him ah whole hour now to get meh another leopard and he ent back
> yet.'
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