True or False, Chuck Norris is the son of a one night stand between GI Joe and Barbie?

Question

True or False, Chuck Norris is the son of a one night stand between GI Joe and Barbie?

Answer 1

Too fugly

Answer 2

False...

Answer 3

True

Answer 4

False  with that beard and mo how could he be the child of two plastic toys?

Even if he does behave like an plastic action figure!

Answer 5

False

Answer 6

I'd say this is "up there", as perhaps the stupidest question ever asked in Anthropology!

Answer 7

Neither GI Joe or Barby are that plastic

I think he hatched out of some goo left out in the sun

That why they called him Chuck...

Who writes his scripts, they are amazing, I would crack up saying stuff like that.

Answer 8

False.

It is impossible for Chuck Norris to have been fathered by anyone. The most likely explanation is that he travelled back in time and fathered himself.

Answer 9

I don't suppose that a brave individual like yourself would mind if we give Chuck your address so the he might discuss your insult to his parents?

Be OK would it?

Answer 10

He's the love child of rambo and wonderwoman :P

Answer 11

you've got our facts mixed up. It was GI Joe and Wonder Woman.

Answer 12

False... He was adopted by GI Joe and Ken. But due to the Implimentation of the "Don't ask- don't Tell" rule in the Military- this fact has never been disclosed- Until now... :)

Answer 13

TRUE..