True or False: Rooty Tooty waffles ..... ??

Question

make Jesus cry.

True -or- False ?

Celeste said this was true.

*cries for the Frooty Tooty Falooty waffles*

Answer 1

My Jesus, eats tortillas, He's awesome

Answer 2

Oh, do you believe EVERYTHING Celeste tells you?  The Cat is KING!  But he's on vacation, so we are trashing the place.

Answer 3

It is true, I'm telling you!  Especially the apple-cinnamon waffles, you know 'cuz of the whole Adam and Eve fiasco.

GCG is wrong, I don't make Jesus cry.  HE makes Jesus cry because he wears spandex.  Jesus is a skeerd of shiny pants.

*cries*  Why is it that every time you mention my name in a question, we always end up in "other-entertainment"????

*cries*

Answer 4

Only because he knows what Celeste has been doing to them.

(points finger at Celeste...waffle molester)

(hands Wonder a sausage to soften the truth)

Answer 5

Celeste is a dirty sinner, and she makes Jesus cry.  

Answer 6

No no no. Guido thinks you misheard.

ROOFIE waffles make Jesus cry.

*cries*

<---may be Jesus.

Answer 7

I hope its not true.  If so, Jesus deserves to cry.

*cries with the waffles*

Answer 8

You'll have to ask him when you meet him someday.

Answer 9

I'd have Celeste repent if I didn't think I'd catch a case of the crabs.

Answer 10

Is there a silhouette of his mom on them?

Answer 11

Only because he's allergic to them and can't eat them lest he get a rash.