True story about forum member???

Question

A parachute regiment captain was assigned to a remote desert post in iraq.during inspection he notices a Camel tied up outside the barracks.whats that camel doing there,he asks the duty corporal.well sir,what with the men being away from the wives and girlfriends for so long they use it to get sexual satisfaction.though quite shocked,the captain just nods and walks away.three days later,feeling very randy,the captain goes to the camel and has his way with it twice,trying to justify the act by knowing the other men do it too.another three days later he starts to feel the urge again so off he goes to the camel again.when he gets there he finds the camel gone and the corporal standing there instead."Corporal,do you know where the camel is tonight?" " Yes" he replies "its taking the men to the brothel as usual"

Answer 1

For a moment, Dave, I thought you may have been speaking about me.  Then I realised the story was about an officer, whereas I worked for a living.  Unless you are the Captain in question ?

Answer 2

i like it,i'll be passing that off as my own in pub over weekend

Answer 3

more multi accounts from yahoogle i see

your right though, im NOT in the special forces, just the British Armed forces you mong

nor the Paras either, twit

Answer 4

true story ...my grandad once shot an arab who he thought was trying to break in to their camp..turns out he was only passing on his camel....

him and his mates dragged them both in to the camp to make it look like they were guilty.!!

liked the joke though!!

Answer 5

Was it safc ?