A blonde comes back 2 her car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
She writes a note and sticks it to the pole "Thanks for the complement"
How do you recognize a Blonde in School?
She is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once a Blonde was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on the other, so a man asked her why did she do so. She replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
A Blonde decided to start a chicken farm so she bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later she returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later she was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said the Blonde, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
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