a father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
it was addressed, "dad".
with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read
the letter with trembling hands:
dear dad,
it is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing this.
i had to elope with my new girlfriend because i wanted
to avoid a scene with mom and you.
i've been finding real passion with barbara and she is
so nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her
tight motorcycle clothes.
but it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant
and barbara said that we will be very happy.
even though you don't care for her as she
is much older than i, she already owns a trailer
in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter.
she wants to have many more children
with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading
it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
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