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Question

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that

I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And

in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once and had s*x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Answer 1

OMG that´s superb. Certainly rattled his feathers...DaDs rule...

Answer 2

wow..nice dad. GO DAD!! gee. your dad must be awsom hey?

Answer 3

Heard it before. Involved a grandfather instead of a father. But funny!

Answer 4

nice one!!!  

Answer 5

well you see jimmy...when daddy's have a little too much to drinkie poo, they do silly things, like put their shmoigens in little birdies bum bums.

Answer 6

brilliant. absolutely brilliant.

Answer 7

Go Daddy, go!

Answer 8

lmfao, your dad sounds cool

Answer 9

That's awesome!  Wish i was as witty

Answer 10

That was Hilarious.  I wonder if the teenager left crying.  If i was in his position I knew i would.

Answer 11

Haha nice one! Go dad-of-person-who-I-don't-know!  

Answer 12

LMAO!... nice!

Answer 13

Yea! Tell it to those freaks!