Twinkies kill more people long term than chainsaws?

Question

The most evidence behind the argument gets the points...

Answer 1

Just read the label of the twinkie and you will find enough saturated fat to kill off Alquida (Bin Laden's Nutfest) in one generation if not six months.  With chainsaws you must have access to the victim and have manufactured millions of the beauties to decimate in numbers that even come close to the victims of Twinkies.  In other words, with chainsaws a few right now; with Twinkies, millions over a long period of time.

Answer 2

twinkies have a shelf life of 50 years,chain saws don't last that long

Answer 3

Since I've never used a chainsaw in my life & probably never will then I guess Twinkies would be the most lethal of the two.