Two Little Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Question

1) A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

2) Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

Answer 1

she shoots him-with a water gun

holds him under water for 5 minutes- like holds as in snuggles under a

                                                     waterfall (under water) for 5 minutes.

she hangs him- a line, like calls him

then they go on the date.

and monday tuesday thursday?

Answer 2

1) woman is a photographer

2) monday, tuesday, thursday

today, tomorrow, yesterday

Answer 3

wow, those r good, can u tell me the answers?!?

Answer 4

1) she's takes his picture, develops it, then hangs it to dry

2) yesterday, today, tomorrow

Answer 5

1. he is a photo

2. Monday,Tuesday,Thursday

Answer 6

1)The woman shoots her husban a glnce, holds him while they go scuba diving, and hangs a photo of him in her living room, and then they go to a wonderful dinner?

2) July 1, July 2, July 3?

Answer 7

?

Answer 8

today tomorow and the day  after

Answer 9

1. she took pictures of her husband and developed them

2. yesterday, today, tomorrow!!

Answer 10

wut???

Answer 11

1) She took a picture of him and developed the photo.

2) Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.

Answer 12

She has 4 husbands

it's impossible

Answer 13

1.She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2. yesterday today and tomorrow  

Answer 14

not quite sure...but please tell me...i really need to brighten my day.

Answer 15

1) no idea

2) yesterday today tomorrow

Answer 16

1) She took a picture of him and developed the photo.

2) Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow