Two blondes in heavan?

Question

two blondes died and went to heaven

blonde1: hi im ashley

blonde2: hey ashley im amy

amy: how did you get here

ashley: well i froze to death...its okay cuz i fell asleep and died peacfully, how about u.................

amy: well i could have sworn my husban was cheating on me that cheater. i came home from work one day and he was just there on the couch with the remote in his hand pretending to be asleep. so i knew she had to be somewhere. I ran upstairs searched every room and didnt find her. so ran up the attick searched the attic and she wasnt there. i ran downstairs searched all the rooms and she was not there. i ran to the basement searched the basement and she wasnt there. I was so freaking exausted that i fell over and died of a heart attack.

ashley: well its all your fault not mine ..if you would have checked the friggin freezer we would both still be alive today

Answer 1

That was really funny.

Answer 2

LMAO!!!! dats funny!

Answer 3

one of the better blond joke i have heard

Answer 4

ROFLMAO! I haven't heard that one before. *star* for u! xD

Answer 5

aha thats funny

Answer 6

This is sop funny more you earn a star!

Answer 7

snicker, snicker, snicker.:)

Answer 8

Ooops !!

I love blonde jokes because my wife is raven-haired and I'm a blond.

Andrea would have checked the freezer.. she's SMART

Answer 9

so funny...

...the man killed her.....

Answer 10

Hahaha that's really funny!!  I get it.  Where did you get that from?  Do you mind if I tell my friends?

Answer 11

Blondes Rule!