Two girls walk into a bar...

Question

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Answer 1

needless to say, they woke up with some pretty bad bruises and a splitting headache =]

Answer 2

ouch. youd think aleast ONE of them would see it!

Answer 3

... one blonde, one brunette. As they're sitting at the bar the 6 o'clock news comes on. There's a man threatening to jump off a bridge. The brunette goes " I bet you 20 bucks he will jump ". The blonde says " okay! deal ".  The man DOES jump. The blonde says " here's your 20 bucks..." Then the brunette goes " No, no...I can't take your money, I cheated...I already saw this on the 5 o'clock news " The blonde says " So did I...but I didn't think he'd jump again ! "  

Answer 4

and i laugh at both of them while they roll on the ground in agonizing pain. hahaa

Answer 5

ouch, that was a metal bar! That must've hurt!

Answer 6

drank two beers and went home.

why do you think that even a simple activity as this ought to be a joke..

Answer 7

ouch