On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New
York City seeing the sights. As lunch time
approaches they decide they are hungry. They
then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs.
One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God.
Do they eat dogs in America?"
"I don't know!" says the other, equally appalled.
"Well," says the first, "we're going to be
Americans, so we must do as they do."
They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs,
please."
The vendor hands them their food in a pair of
paper sacks.
The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat
their lunch. One looks inside his sack,
hesitates and turns to his partner and says,
"Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"
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